(and i'm not talking about a wee)
Answer:
Because when you smoke not all of the smoke goes into your lungs some of it goes into your stomach. Your stomache doesn't like being full of smoke so it empties it contents. ;)
Because your body needs to get rid of that nasty sh_t.
cigarettes are just like a laxitive
You do realise you put them in your mouth don't you..
Probably because you are breathing in and out in a slow relaxing way, and I have heard that is part of what they tell you to do when you are constipated. Just a guess.
I presume because most smokers smoke when on the toilet so it's like a preconditioning. When you smoke your brain reminds you that you do it on the toilet so you want to go.
Because Cigarettes contain laxatives. Gross I know, but not enough to make me quit smoking.
i dont? it must just be you?
It is because nicotine is a stimulant and one of it's effects, especially in the mornings, is to stimulate the peristaltic movement of the colon or bowel!
The act of taking a drag causes peristalsis.
This is your bowel contracting and forcing the stool towards you rectum.
I used to be like that. I gave up 4 months ago and I suffer with really bad constipation now!! Oh to have easy bowels...
lol thats really strange coz when i used to smoke id have to stay out the back due to having 2 kids, when id come bk in hubby would say toilets free for you, also i used to feel sick after them 2 think its all the carbon monoxide going around the blood stream
Where else would you put your butt?
I don't really know the answer but at a guess i would go down the relaxation route, as in smoking relaxes you so it relaxes your bowels. I am an ex-smoker and i am a lot more uptight now than i used to be.
Because of the smoking ban and habit probablly tells you so
No idea! When you eat or drink, it starts up a function called peristalsis in the alimentary canal (food tubes). This is the pushing/rippling action which moves your food through your body. Maybe, for some reason, your body interprets the action of smoking as being the same as food going into your mouth and starts up the digestive process.
how is it disgusting?
It may not be the cigarette itself. Are you getting up to smoke the cigarette. That may be the reason.
With the dozens of toxic chemicals put in modern cigarettes a wouldn't like to guess the effect of a particular brand.
This is ironic as I had the same conversation with a work colleague this morning - she asked me if i ever had the urge to have a turdy after having a ciggy - I gave her a look as good to say - are you mad! before replying "Errrrrr...No", followed by, I've never really given it much thought!" I had a reet good chuckle to myself as she is a bit of a hypocondriac and a very sweet but intense woman - I can't believe that someone has actually asked the same question.....there must be something in it then!
Is it because you are not allowed to smoke them anywhere else??
I do too, a black coffee and a cigarette in the morning always does the job
Interesting question. One of my friends said that's what helps her to get things 'moving' in the morning too.
Can't say it happens to me though.